How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm bleeding and have questions
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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