Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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