I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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