so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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