Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize