this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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