I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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