I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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