Dual....:-)
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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