So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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