I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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