You surviving the open bar?
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Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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