Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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