she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
