lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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