yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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