"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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She made me pour olive oil on her.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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