I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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