Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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