I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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