This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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