So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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