You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
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