im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Is it penis luge time yet?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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