dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
