'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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