I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
So many bounce houses so little time
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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