it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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