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went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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