just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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