I wanna bring you to show and tell
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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