she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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