He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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