I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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