If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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