So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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