Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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