Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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