had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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