How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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