is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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