Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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