I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I will die if light touches me.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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