how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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