I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
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Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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