fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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