well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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