If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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