What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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