and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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