So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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