i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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