i just had sex bonerless
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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