Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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